Fleming bonus: Research a bacteria or a virus and what it does to us and bring it back to me OR visit with a doctor/ nurse
Since we are learning all about germs that come from bacteria and viruses, I thought it would be great if they could research one and bring it back to my desk.
Here are some germ jokes I thought I’d share because I’m nerdy like that.
Two bacteria walk into a restaurant.
The hostess looks at them and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve bacteria.”
The two bacteria reply, “But hey, we’re the STAPH!”
Mrs. Westwood's Mad Scientists 